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		<title>Stop politicizing spirituality</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like basically everyone in the US during the past year or so, I&#8217;ve gotten a deluge of messages filled with lies, misinformation, and downright libel against any or all of the presidential candidates. The most recent one however, has come from my mother, and it has proved to be the most repulsive piece of trash [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like basically everyone in the US during the past year or so, I&#8217;ve gotten a deluge of messages filled with lies, misinformation, and downright libel against any or all of the presidential candidates. The most recent one however, has come from my mother, and it has proved to be the most repulsive piece of trash I have ever read. It seems sometimes that many people hit the &#8216;Forward&#8217; button without really thinking anymore. The first paragraph really sets a great tone for the rest of the message:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Prayer Warriors,    I was very  dismayed when, recently, a member of my </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Church said to me with great resignation that she was afraid  Obama will </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">take the  presidency. These words came from someone that in the past has </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">been a great prayer  warrior.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">&#8220;What is happening,&#8221; was my  question!  Why are we Christians settling for </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">the loss of our Christian heritage, not  issuing a battle cry and falling </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">to our knees and taking our country back? We allow Ourselves  to be </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">stripped of the  right to pray at school functions and in school, we have </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">the Ten Commandments removed from government  places and are told we cannot </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">pray publicly or proclaim Christian principles, all the while  providing </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">public  prayer places for Muslims. We allow Muslim mosques to operate in </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">America funded by  Saudi Arabia, and proclaim anti-American, anti-Christian </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">threats and terrorism.</span></span></p>
<p><span>The first thing that comes to my mind is &#8220;How in the hell did this happen?&#8221; And I&#8217;m disappointed. Why, when our country is going through such turmoil and pain, do we have to inject religious, ideological, and many times racial intolerance into the mix? Why haven&#8217;t the &#8220;prayer warriors&#8221; spoken out against the Church of Satan, the <span>Scientologists</span>, The Klan, and any number of groups associated with crimes, hate, or just downright unlawfulness? Why is it that we are attacking the very people whom we have been meddling with for the past hundred years? If you are going to generalize an entire religious group in such a way, then you should never be afforded the opportunity to be separated from your own group&#8217;s fringe and extremist groups. </span></p>
<p>This opening statement says to me: &#8220;Christians can&#8217;t settle for Obama because he is obviously unpatriotic and he&#8217;s got something to do with Muslims so we should hate him.&#8221;</p>
<p><span>Sad. I wish Thomas Jefferson was here to sob with me. This is not in any way a Democratic encouragement. This message presents the reader with the idea that a theocracy is exactly what this country needs. </span></p>
<p><span>WHOA! Wait. Didn&#8217;t we go to Afghanistan to &#8216;Liberate&#8217; from a theocratic regime? Oh. We did. It looks like the Taliban may have set an example for us, then. </span></p>
<p>I&#8217;m no expert, but I&#8217;m sure Nazi Germany probably started off this way. Propaganda messages with little hints at intolerance towards Jews, then it escalated to an all out &#8216;cleansing&#8217; because no one would put a stop to it.</p>
<p><span>Stop the propaganda. This is wrong on every level. If you are concerned about this election, sure pray about it. Talk to your advisers. Learn about what your spirituality means to you, but our country was founded and structured in such an amazing way that it allows all people to be free and have any ideas that they want to until they start encroaching on your right to do the same. </span></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t our country better than this? What happened to the American dream? I want my children to grow up in an America where peace and tolerance of diversity is embraced and loved. It seems that we can only be tolerant if they are a different kind of Christian, then. Right?</p>
<p>McCarthyism for the new generation. This makes me sick. A modern Crusade. Never again.</p>
<p>PS. Here&#8217;s the full message:
</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Prayer Warriors,    I was very  dismayed when, recently, a member of my </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Church said to me with great resignation that she was afraid  Obama will </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">take the  presidency. These words came from someone that in the past has </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">been a great prayer  warrior.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">&#8220;What is happening,&#8221; was my  question!  Why are we Christians settling for </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">the loss of our Christian heritage, not  issuing a battle cry and falling </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">to our knees and taking our country back? We allow Ourselves  to be </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">stripped of the  right to pray at school functions and in school, we have </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">the Ten Commandments removed from government  places and are told we cannot </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">pray publicly or proclaim Christian principles, all the while  providing </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">public  prayer places for Muslims. We allow Muslim mosques to operate in </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">America funded by  Saudi Arabia, and proclaim anti-American, anti-Christian </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">threats and terrorism.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">What in the world is going on and  why are we being so apathetic? Why </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">aren&#8217;t we praying? Our GOD is an Almighty GOD who is Waiting  patiently for </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">us to  raise our voices to heaven to stop the tide of the anti-Christian </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">actions in our world  today.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Now we have a charismatic, albeit  inexperienced, candidate for president </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">that does not respect our flag and refuses to wear one on his  lapel except </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">when it  becomes politically expedient, and whose own wife and pastor that </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">he loves profess to  have strong anti-white feelings, and we sit back and </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">say &#8216;it is a given, we can do  nothing&#8217;?</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">There has never been a time in 2000  years that we can do nothing, never a </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">time that we must sit back and allow the evil in men&#8217;s and  women&#8217;s hearts </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">to  take over our world! We should be afraid, very afraid because our </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">apathy is leading us  to perdition. It is time for all Christian  Americans </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">to raise the battle  cry and take our nation back!</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Maybe McCain on his own cannot  defeat Obama, but our GOD can and HE will </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">if we take to our knees in prayer and raise a  mighty cry to the heavens to </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span>&#8216;Save us O Lord.&#8217; We have <span>GOD&#8217;s</span> promises in 2 Chronicles 7:14, &#8216;If my </span></span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">people who are called  by my name humble themselves, pray, seek my face, </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">and turn from their wicked ways, then I will  hear from heaven, and I will </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">forgive their sin and heal their land.&#8217;</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">We have the power to change the  course of this election and to keep a man </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span>as suspect as <span>Barak</span> Obama from leading our  country to who knows where with </span></span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">his message of &#8216;change;&#8217; a change which I fear will be away  from our </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Christian  ideals, and away from Christ, and further away from one nation </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">under GOD to one  nation under Allah. We are great at passing stories and </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span>pictures around the <span>internet</span> but where are  our prayers and prayer warriors </span></span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">praying to stop this tide of Barak Obama? GOD parted the Red  Sea, JESUS </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">was raised  from the dead, and we can bring our country back to its </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Christian roots and stop the undermining of  our country by Muslims.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">We can stop our country from being  &#8216;under Allah&#8217; but we must begin to </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">pray, to pray as our country and our lives depended on it  because they do. </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">We  can stop all these atrocities against God&#8217;s commands that have taken </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">root in our country  through something as simple as sincere prayer, a call </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">to God to deliver us, to forgive us our sins  of apathy and to protect us </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">from the evil that is upon us.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Okay prayer warriors, here is your  challenge, start those prayer chains. </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span>Get the spiritual power working on our behalf and stop <span>Barak</span> Obama the </span></span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">proper way,  by calling on our GOD to save us from the deception that </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">charismatic preaching is using to lead us on  the wrong path. Stop those </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">who would take GOD out of our country and our government. Raise up good </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">men to lead us and  protect us. George Bush is being buffeted because he </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">has fought a holy war against the evils that  attack us &#8230; and we should </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">not be surprised because a prophet is not honored in his own country. But </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">we should not rest on  our laurels and allow ourselves to be taken further </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">off the path of Christianity and to have GOD  removed from our presence in </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">our schools, courts, government and businesses. Invite GOD into the  fray.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Ask that HIS power rest upon us and  give us the victory. Ask HIM to raise </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">up a mighty army to defend us and to protect our country as he  did in days </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">of old.  Let us be victorious beginning NOW. The battle is HIS but we must </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">call on HIM without  ceasing and unite our voices and hearts in prayer and </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">fasting.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Please pass this around to all  people of prayer that you know and maybe, </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">just maybe, a more eloquent person of prayer  Will write something better </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">and more inspiring and even the rocks will shout that JESUS IS LORD and </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">our MIGHTY GOD Is  with us and bringing the victory for us and ultimately </span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">for HIM.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!</span></span><br />
<span lang="en-us"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">PRAY PRAY PRAY</span></span></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over my short career in the IT industry I&#8217;ve already held a few jobs and it really does make a difference when you&#8217;re working in a great environment. When you have everything you need to do your job in a place that is functional and meaningful it makes life easier and makes work much more enjoyable. When I was working for local government, it was a hassle to do anything because we never had an adequate <a href="http://formaspace.com/">Workbench</a> to work on computers. It was more or less just a Formica top with some rubber on it, which was low to the ground and not very ergonomic. It was just a hassle.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve looked around Formaspace&#8217;s site a bit and I&#8217;m already impressed with the workbenches, lab stations, desks, and workstations are very appealing and entirely functional. It&#8217;s so amazing that they can custom design your piece online and have it delivered in five days. They have immense experience and top-notch clients who keep coming back, so their products must be great!</p>
<p>They have products great for a wide range of applications. Anything from labs, manufacturing lines, IT shops, and auto garages. They&#8217;ve got exactly the type of workstation to suit you needs, and if not&#8230;they will custom build it!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m dogsitting. But I&#8217;d rather be sitting on the dog.
My parents&#8217; dog, PJ, is a complete mess. He&#8217;s absolutely helpless without someone holding him and giving him their undivided attention. Aluin, my dog, and PJ stayed in my bedroom while I was at work. I came home and the filling from my comforter was strewn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m dogsitting. But I&#8217;d rather be sitting on the dog.</p>
<p>My parents&#8217; dog, PJ, is a complete mess. He&#8217;s absolutely helpless without someone holding him and giving him their undivided attention. Aluin, my dog, and PJ stayed in my bedroom while I was at work. I came home and the filling from my comforter was strewn all across the room.</p>
<p>Thanks, guys.</p>
<p>I knew I could trust you to eat everything in sight!</p>
<p>He barks incessantly until you pick him up and put him in bed with you at night. I dont want him sleeping with me because he&#8217;s a brat and takes the thing over. Whatever, though. Aluin drives him nuts.</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll all be over in less than a week. Thank God.</p>
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		<title>my mirror</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i see a reflection
of my future
in someone else&#8217;s eyes
&#160;
sunshine from a heartbeat
my mirror has a name
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i see a reflection</p>
<p>of my future</p>
<p>in someone else&#8217;s eyes</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>sunshine from a heartbeat</p>
<p>my mirror has a name</p>
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		<title>Smile on exit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found myself staring a bit longer, lingering for that extra moment&#8230;just enough to cement an image into memory for quick recollection. These frozen frames are held together with threads of hope &#8212; backlit with dreams not yet realized, surrounded by a halo of what&#8217;s to come. Sunshine has a voice and the stars have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve found myself staring a bit longer, lingering for that extra moment&#8230;just enough to cement an image into memory for quick recollection. These frozen frames are held together with threads of hope &#8212; backlit with dreams not yet realized, surrounded by a halo of what&#8217;s to come. Sunshine has a voice and the stars have a name; I&#8217;m going supernova. </p>
<p>Deep and dark like the heavens, those eyes rise as the sun, fall as the moon, shine through the black of night&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Thank you for holding, we appreciate your patience</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tornadoes rip through the city streets
Leaving my head in my heart and my hands in the air
Clutching onto some invisible ideal, some elusive fairy tale
Splintered wood sticks out of dead bodies like bad memories
They can&#8217;t be buried like that, not now at least
From dust to birth and nothing to something
A heart beats not by choice [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tornadoes rip through the city streets<br />
Leaving my head in my heart and my hands in the air<br />
Clutching onto some invisible ideal, some elusive fairy tale<br />
Splintered wood sticks out of dead bodies like bad memories</p>
<p>They can&#8217;t be buried like that, not now at least</p>
<p>From dust to birth and nothing to something<br />
A heart beats not by choice but by perfection<br />
Hands reach skyward, eyes blinded<br />
Fear wiped away by thoughts of paradise</p>
<p>Imagine the world with nothing left behind<br />
A cold, boring shell of shrinkwrapped new car smell<br />
Hearts remember, they&#8217;ll always remember<br />
Everything is left behind</p>
<p>But the new day makes everything beautiful</p>
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		<title>You had to find it on your own</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you find yourself immersed in a world you thought was a solid rock of bitter cold. Bitter. Cold. Somehow the sun shines and you see what&#8217;s in front of you for once. And it&#8217;s beautiful.
I got so lost in my narrow field of vision for a while that I started to lose track of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you find yourself immersed in a world you thought was a solid rock of bitter cold. Bitter. Cold. Somehow the sun shines and you see what&#8217;s in front of you for once. And it&#8217;s beautiful.</p>
<p>I got so lost in my narrow field of vision for a while that I started to lose track of where I&#8217;m headed and how I want to get there. I never got off track, but failed to see the roadside attractions. The necessary distractions and potential companions.</p>
<p>The journey has been re-evaluated.</p>
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		<title>The Mondays</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is one of those days. As Lumberg would put it, I&#8217;ve got a case of the Mondays. Sleep was a precious commodity but much like a lot of things, too much of it can make things worse. It&#8217;s worse.
My eyelids are heavy and my thoughts are more contemplative than normal. This week will be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is one of those days. As Lumberg would put it, I&#8217;ve got a case of the Mondays. Sleep was a precious commodity but much like a lot of things, too much of it can make things worse. It&#8217;s worse.</p>
<p>My eyelids are heavy and my thoughts are more contemplative than normal. This week will be hectic. A balancing act for the uncoordinated. Tip-toe through the minefield hoping not to stray.</p>
<p>New faces.</p>
<hr />Hank makes you think: &#8220;Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have.&#8221;"</p>
<p>“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don&#8217;t show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.”</p>
<p>&#8220;Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn&#8217;t worth the time and effort.&#8221;<br />
<hr />I used to run. I could run for miles and miles, but only in my mind. In my mind everything fits together. Nothing fits together.</p>
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		<title>Throwing Crayolas at a hot canvas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thinking. I wonder how much time I spend just contemplating, working, and reworking things in my head. Just thinking. Instead of acting. Maybe not enough, maybe too much. Maybe I&#8217;m not thinking about something worth thinking about.
Maybe I&#8217;m not doing anything and my mind is just wandering. This is most likely the case.
I catch myself [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thinking. I wonder how much time I spend just contemplating, working, and reworking things in my head. Just thinking. Instead of acting. Maybe not enough, maybe too much. Maybe I&#8217;m not thinking about something worth thinking about.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m not doing anything and my mind is just wandering. This is most likely the case.</p>
<p>I catch myself in places that I thought didn&#8217;t exist&#8230;or at least that I had closed the doors to and thrown away the key. Not necessarily bad places, just somewhere old and completed. Somewhere deep in my thoughts that served its purpose and was put into the archives for emergency purposes only. </p>
<p>Like a humpback whale in a geo metro, stuff weighs me down. Thoughts. Not the &#8216;what-ifs&#8217;, either. It&#8217;s usually the &#8216;why-nots&#8217; and the &#8216;just-because&#8217;. I&#8217;m famous in my own mind taking my memories for hostage and killing the weak ones first. They were gonna die early anyway. </p>
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		<title>There’s four walls and a severed head</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I&#8217;ll catch myself staring at the walls
Like I was in some deep conversation about
Religion or politics or pineapples
Something is floating around in there
My memory takes a break for a while and
My head works overtime to fill in the gaps
With molded bread, broken bottles, and goodbyes
&#160;
An hour or two after I started talking and staring
I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I&#8217;ll catch myself staring at the walls</p>
<p>Like I was in some deep conversation about</p>
<p>Religion or politics or pineapples</p>
<p>Something is floating around in there</p>
<p>My memory takes a break for a while and</p>
<p>My head works overtime to fill in the gaps</p>
<p>With molded bread, broken bottles, and goodbyes</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>An hour or two after I started talking and staring</p>
<p>I&#8217;m an elephant in a minefield</p>
<p>I could get out but I&#8217;d die trying</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t dance like this</p>
<p>And my oversized stump comes down on the sensor</p>
<p>It spins up and sends fire into my body</p>
<p>Leathery elephant flesh rains down</p>
<p>Thud.</p>
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